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when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains,
however improbable, must be the truth
You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic.
life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys